نكات باللغة الانجليزية

[الكسندر]

If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be
Dead

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I
A liar
If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have
3

A customer ordered some coffee in a café. The waiter arrived with the coffee. and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waiter
'Waiter,' he said. 'There's dirt in my coffee!'
'That's not surprising, Sir,' replied the waiter. 'It was ground only half-an-hour ago

What animal can jump higher than a house
A house can't jump

Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator
Because it turns ice into mice

[zeena]

he he he

nice jocks

thanx